>Clarence: Violate Philip’s personal space.

You’ll just… stand close to him for a while since you aren’t sure you’re supposed to do anything else right now… yeah, that works….

Philip: Clarence?

standing… near Philip… yep….

Philip: …Hello?

standing next to Philip… yeah… okay…. what a nice face… if I kissed him would he notice… or maybe I could beat him up… wait no… maybe? no….

((HEY I HAVEN’T TOUCHED THIS THING IN TEN MONTHS DUE TO EMBARRASSMENT BUT SOMEONE SENT IN A COMMAND SO I’LL HUMOR YOU AND SHOW OFF MY IMPROVEMENT YEAH OK„„,))

>someone: ask who the admins are

Alright lemme see,

Fluffy (Of course, me, the boss! I’m the most reliable source you can hope for.)

Spike (The kitten person, you can ask her most things)

Anon (Anon might be a bit weird with the answers, just warning you.)

Dork (You can ask Dork to help with food or things like that, just don’t let Clarence go near her.)

Neo (Neo is rather… New, don’t go near him if he has fire.)

Oh! And this is Alex Benfield, he’s a nosy police officer that thought I was suspicious! So I brought him inside! Don’t mind him. You’ll be able to ask him things if you need it later too, he just needs some more training. hehehe~

>everyone: cease these gender shenanigans at once, there are adventures to be had. adventures such as finding out why the hell all these dead people are living in a house together!

Fluffy: Hold it!

Haven’t I explained this to Philip before?

Well what the fuck ever then, I’ll explain again.

Gather round my little friends~

Alright so it’s basic

I brought you all back to life, you should be grateful.

I spent a long time researching for this, trying to develop the power I have now.

There were some mishaps, I admit, but I think it turned out quite well.

Anyway, greetings all! This shall be your new home! I’m the boss here, my name is Fluffy. The rules here are of any basic household. Although as you can see, much more crazy. If you guys need anything, you’re to ask me, or any other member of the staff. 

You guys are not allowed to leave the house without a member of the staff, and even if you try to leave, you won’t be able to. But I wouldn’t worry about leaving, there a lots of things to do here. Be careful though, you might get lost in here, the rooms and hallways are almost never ending. Although try exploring a bit anyway, you might find some themed rooms such as a pool, mountain, jungle, or anything you could think of! Any questions? Hehehe~

>Philip: Get uncomfortable about Clarence’s kicked puppy expression directed towards you and Amabel

Ugh, you just can’t leave that guy alone at all, can you? Is he really that into you? You’ll go check on him in a minute. It’s kinda irritating hearing that voice of his again, yet it gives rather nice feeling to you at the same time. Although he did some awful things to you and your friends, you’re rather fond of this guy. Maybe more than ‘rather fond’ actually…

>Clarence: Give death stare to Phillip and Amabel across the room

It’s all fine and dandy watching those two (not really, it’s depressing)

But now you’re bored again!

You can’t tell what your own face looks like right now, but you’re pretty sure you also failed on that death stare.

>Mr Satan: Gaze longingly at Red’s hot new bod

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT????!!!!

>Red: Contemplates uses of new body

You feel so pretty!

>Philip: Politely ask Clarence to leave, as the conversation has suddenly become rather awkward.

Philip: Clarence do you need something, or can you go? I’m perfectly fine by myself.

Clarence: This guy is dangerous- he just got a sudden gender change and that opens up a lot of new ideas! I would know!

Amabel: Although I can’t completely deny that completely, I assure you I wouldn’t do something like that!

Clarence: See?! He admits it!

Amabel: No! That isn’t what I was talking about! I explained this like three times already!

Philip: Okay, shut up both of you. Clarence, why don’t you watch Amabel from across the room so we can still talk?

Clarence: Hmph. Fine, I have things to do anyway.

Philip: I’m sure you do…

>Amabel: Immediately deny any possible romantic attraction to the blonde clinging to you

….

You blame the boobs-

Oh god did you really just think that?!

Are all men like this? Argh!

Amabel: Of course I’m not interested, I’m not sexually harassing anyone!

Clarence: Don’t be so sure, mister so called perfect gentleman…

Philip: Calm down you two! Amabel isn’t like that!

Clarence: Oh sure, that’s what they all say…

>Philip: Point out that Clarence is a girl as well at the moment.

>Philip: Question what Clarence means by suspicious behavior 

>Philip: Ask Clarence what s/he’s doing practically clinging to Amabel.

>Clarence: have a chat with Amabel.

>Clarence: Hey, if everyone’s changed gender, where’s Amabel? Go check to make sure she’s not doing anything you wouldn’t like with Philip.

Oh god that’s right! She- You mean he, could be sexually harrassing him- you mean, her.

Um.

>Fluffy: You’d best tell everyone the fun you’ve planned for today~

Hello my adorable little friends~ I see that everyone’s enjoying today’s treat~

Now now- No complaining. This will last the whole day, so have fun with your new bodies!