>Amabel: BITCHSLAP CLARENCE FOR BEING A DICK

Amabel: How dare you be so rude to Philip and I after everything you’ve done to us!
Philip: Amabel?!
>Amabel: BITCHSLAP CLARENCE FOR BEING A DICK

Amabel: How dare you be so rude to Philip and I after everything you’ve done to us!
Philip: Amabel?!
>Someone: Cockblock

Amabel: AHEM. Have you two forgotten I’m here?

Philip: Not at all!
Clarence: Hey lady, why don’t you take a hint? Go play with your science toys.
Philip: Clarence! Don’t be rude!
Clarence: Aw c’mon! I though you said you wanted to see me! Why does she have to be here too?
>Philip: Ask why he’s staring at you like that.

Philip: Um… Clarence? Why are you looking at me like that? Clarence?
Clarence: …
>Philip: Inform Clarence that you’ve been looking for him and then Amabel decided to follow you but you don’t know why.

Philip: Clarence please calm down! I was looking for you and Amabel really wanted to come with me.
Clarence: Looking for me?
Philip: Yes, I wanted to talk to you.
Clarence: Talk to me?
Philip: Uh, yeah. Thats what I said, Clarence.
Clarence: Hmm…
He’s acting kinda weird…
>Philip: ..Well. You find the best kinds of friends, don’t you? Go to Clarence’s room, but maybe you should knock first- God knows what he’s doing in there now that he has a body.

No answer. What’s the worst he could be doing? Not anything that bad… Right?
You decide to just open it.
>Walk in on something unexpected.


Clarence: I WASN’T DOING ANYTHING- Oh it’s just Philip.
Philip: …Uh hi.
Amabel: Hello there!
Clarence: Hey… Whats she doing here?!
Amabel: I thought we could chat.
Clarence: Did you come over here so she could talk to me? No way!
Oh god, why does this have to happen.
And you’re not going to think about what he was looking at, not that you know exactly what it was.
>Philip: Explain to Amabel why that might not be such a good idea.

Philip: Erm, Amabel, Clarence might not be that happy to see you now.
Amabel: Why?
Philip: Well uh, how about I go talk to him, and you can see him later!
Amabel: But I really want to come and see him too!
Philip: Amabel I really don’t think thats a good idea-

Amabel: PHILIP.
Amabel: I REALLY WANT TO COME AND SEE HIM TOO.
It looks like she’s coming with you for now…
>Phillip: Okay, you’ve got a hug from Amabel now, but weren’t you looking for Clarence? He seems a bit.. Peeved at her, so you probably shouldn’t bring her along.

Philip: Uh Amabel, I’m going to go to Clarence’s room now…
Amabel: Great! I’ll go with you!
Oh god, she wants to come with you.
>Amabel: Hug Philip

Poor sweet little Philip, having to go through all of this all alone with nobody to talk to!
You give him a nice reassuring hug, and tell him that everything will be okay.
>Amabel: Find Philip

Oh, that’s why the weird lady said to bring Amabel, she’s right here!
Amabel: Hello Philip!
Philip: Oh uh, hi.
Amabel: Where’s your uh- friend? Boyfriend?
Philip: Oh god- he’s just my friend.
Amabel: …I see. Who is he, by the way?
Should you tell the truth about Clarence?
Or lie and say he’s a friend of yours?
>Clarence: Find porn on the Anon’s laptop

What the fuck-
Hey wait a minute
is that
Philip?


SDFGHJKL;
IS THERE MORE OF THIS?
>Clarence: Find porn of you and philip on anons laptop

OH
I SEE
>Phillip: Ask the weird lady behind you if she knows where Clarence is. Well, she knew where your flashlight and glowstick were, right?

Fluffy asshole: Huh? Clarence? Oh, he’s probably in his room by now.
Philip: Oh. Everyone has their own rooms then?
Fluffy asshole: Well duh, where else wouldya sleep?
Philip: Uh… I don’t know…
Fluffy asshole: Oh, take Amabel with you.
Philip: …!?
You can now briefly control the Fluffy Boss!